Dear LB (aka Sauna),
I've had an unspoken rule of sorts that I do not double down on my Tinder posts. Reasoning is that I see some redeeming quality in you and out of respect leave it at post one. Rules are meant to be broken.
Last night I meet up with you and four other gentlemen at a lovely establishment by your apartment. Your roommate is one of these characters who I have met twice prior. He asks, "Who are you" promptly upon returning from the bathroom from what I can only assume was for extra curricular activities. Let's politely say that roommate was wide eyed. White candy, the male version (not the tart from Sir Slurs A Lot) proceeds to grill me. I'm told this is what he does to people he likes and if he were paying no attention to me it would be a bad thing. I throw it right back and we come to the conclusion that he's an only child. No offense to the only children out there. Some are perfect stereotypes and he is one of them.
We continue with a few beers and my grill session and LB takes a bathroom break. This is when roommate crosses the line. He says, "What are you doing? You're pretty." I inquire further even though I know where he is going with this. Roommate bluntly asks why I'm dating LB, do I actually like him etc. etc. These two boys grew up together and here is his roommate making comments about how he can't hit on someone his "friend" is dating. Well done roommate. Haven't met an ass clown like you in quite some time.
You may be thinking, ok BWinTBC so what. Story isn't over.
The three of us leave to go back to their apartment. I go down to LB's room to use the bathroom and LB attempts to come in. Girls behind locked doors are there for a reason. Let them be. After I let him in he runs himself a bath and gets in. Can you say you've seen a grown man splash around in a bathtub at 1:00 AM on a Monday? I can.
After attempting to pull me into the tub (I'm fully clothed) he gives up and has me help him smoke from his pipe since his hands are wet. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at this point. He's sliding around on his stomach ass up in a tub. My parents have a similar picture of my brother and I in a tub...at ages 3 and 5 prospectively.
Hope your night was equally as eventful readers. Until next time...
xoxo,
BWinTBC
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