Dear Gardener,
We began Tindering when I was just a wee Tinderer.
We left it at me getting back to you when my schedule let up. This is impossible when your work schedule and Tinder schedule jam you up. Chico, that's for you.
A MONTH later at noon on a Thursday you Tinder me, "Lets meet up for some crazy unprotected (use your imagination)". Can't violate the rights here - probably already am.
Not sure why I took you up on hanging out. I was only slightly intrigued by your picture. I would buffer here and say I'm not this vain, but I'm also not a liar. You are pretty damn cute in person. I'll give you that, even though you showed up in JORTS. CUT OFF JORTS. I get it, you get dirty, but CUT OFF JORTS.
The modesty you portrayed while discussing your investments and the 2 bedroom apartment you are floating solo got me. Nope, not vain.
They say Jewish boys are good catches because their mothers train them well. I agree in this case. I don't mind your 6'2" frame either.
Perhaps I'll see you again tonight, because you can't get enough. Wink wink.
xoxo
BWinTBC
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